Dan M
7:47 Mon Apr 27
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Haz 6:25 Mon Apr 27
This is an altogether different situation than normal.
He needs to wipe the screen on his knob.
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yngwies Cat
7:25 Mon Apr 27
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Dunk your dick in a bucket of Detoll for a week, then drink a bottle of bleach.
Shinny new nob in no time.
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Mike Oxsaw
6:44 Mon Apr 27
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Hot Matharrhea
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Swiss.
6:27 Mon Apr 27
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Gonnerrhea for sure
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Haz
6:25 Mon Apr 27
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Presumably you have tried wiping your cock on the screen?
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cup of tea
6:23 Mon Apr 27
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I remember coming back from Benidorm with a DOSE back the mid 90s. Lovely that was getting my old boy swabbed and a course of antibiotics. All for some slapper from Rochdale or Rotherham if I remember rightly
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Cheezey Bell-End
4:39 Mon Apr 27
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Well, true. But this prick has been posting the same bollox for 10 years now. Hides behind the anonymity of this forum to provoke a reaction, then complains that anyone offering a slap is a bully. Pathetic attention seeking individual.
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Dan M
3:34 Mon Apr 27
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To be fair CBE, your actual username isn't exactly peak Oscar Wilde.
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Mike Oxsaw
3:21 Mon Apr 27
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This is clearly a job for Steed's umbrella.
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goose
3:20 Mon Apr 27
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So we’ve also learned that Japanese hookers make better money than a locksmith.
Who knew??
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:13 Mon Apr 27
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Aha! The forum's resident dog turd said Sleazy Bell End! Again!
Fucking hysterical!
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joyo
2:56 Mon Apr 27
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Ask or whomail Sleazy Bell End.... He's the sites STI expert
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Northern Sold
2:46 Mon Apr 27
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Sounds like you might have caught Gay Cock... do you hum Village people numbers when you piss??
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only1billybonds
2:14 Mon Apr 27
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You have Covid of the cock. Isolate the fucking thing.
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ChillTheKeel
2:02 Mon Apr 27
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No she's not into scat, she's actually got a passion for cutting hair, she was headhunted into her current salon and takes home around double the amount per hour than an average locksmith would charge I'd think.
________
Bwaaaahahahaha
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White Pony
1:35 Mon Apr 27
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Be that as it may, lmh son, but I now can’t help but imagine you as a fat sweaty 50-something bloke who keeps a full working train set in the attic.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
1:33 Mon Apr 27
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Is that a limited edition?
They really do do every flavour of crisp now don't they! Marvellous.
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Muggy Bonehead III
1:33 Mon Apr 27
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sounds like noncerria. you get it from sticking your nob in childrens bumholes. i hope your cock drops off and you die you filfy cunt.
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ChillTheKeel
1:17 Mon Apr 27
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I'd love to do a Jap. I had a one night stand with a Malaysian - well I say one night, the cheeky cunt stayed for a week - and she was great, despite her liberty taking and shit sense of humour.
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lowermarshhammer
1:12 Mon Apr 27
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Village
I'll be the first to let you how much she's cost me in the unlikely event of us ever get divorced.
Chill
No she's not into scat, she's actually got a passion for cutting hair, she was headhunted into her current salon and takes home around double the amount per hour than an average locksmith would charge I'd think.
Fucking ignorant sore cock whore botherers the pair of you.
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ChillTheKeel
12:33 Mon Apr 27
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And is she into scat? If not, she can't be a Jap.
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